







Quote from: tmcd on January 11, 2026, 11:36:50 PMAs I should have done before, I started to look for the quotation. My first search had an AI answer startingQuoteThe phrase "Aieee! President Allende has committed suicide by shooting himself in the back with a machine gun at a range of 50 meters, pausing only once to reload!" is a well-known satirical quote attributed to National Lampoon ...
But the only hit was my text above. Good old AI.
Edit: Found it! Someone had scanned the November 1973 issue National Lampoon. Looks like a newsprint insert:
Chile is back on the Menu!
I. T. T.'S ALL OVER FOR ALLENDE
¡Eet ees muy tragico! Our beloved President is dead, the victim of a self-inflicted air strike. Also, he shot himself twenty-seven times in the back with a machine gun from thirty feet away, pausing only once to reload.
QuoteThe phrase "Aieee! President Allende has committed suicide by shooting himself in the back with a machine gun at a range of 50 meters, pausing only once to reload!" is a well-known satirical quote attributed to National Lampoon ...